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Exclusive Katrina Hates You Merchandise


Katrina Hates You Dog T-Shirt


Katrina is glad to see someone with a dog!
  • Style: Black ringer accent on sleeves & collar
  • Size: Runs small. Size up 1-2 sizes for best fit.
  • Small: Toy Breeds, Medium: Toy Poodle, Large: Beagle, Cocker Spaniel, XL: Pug, Dalmatian, XXL: Boxer, German Shepard, XXXL: Mastiff, Great Dane
  • Wash: Machine washable. May shrink in wash
  • Weight: 5.8oz
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Katrina says that color makes you look fat.
  • Quality short-sleeve crew-neck t-shirts, 100% pre-shrunk cotton (cotton/polyester blend for gray colors), heavy weight fabric for comfortable feel. Fit is unisex standard (size up in doubt)
  • Graphic tee designs are professionally printed, your unique design will look great. Make someone smile with funny, cute, vintage or expressive artwork
  • Treat yourself, or make this shirt the perfect gift on birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low for easy care
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Katrina says this shirt needs more cleavage.
  • These quality short-sleeve v-neck t-shirts are 100% pre-shrunk cotton and are soft and durable for a comfortable feel. Fit is gently curved for women (size up in doubt)
  • Our graphic tee designs are professionally printed. Your unique design will look great & make everyone smile with expressive art
  • Treat yourself, or make this shirt the perfect gift for Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries or retirement
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low
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Katrina says sports suck.
  • Show how much you support your passion with this quality plus size women’s football style t-shirt.
  • Made of 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester premium jersey (5.5oz)
  • Designed with 2 stripes on the sleeves and seam on neckline to create a sportier look
  • Unique football shirt designs are professionally printed
  • This plus size football tee makes a great gift for women, football girlfriend shirts, or buy for yourself
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low
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Katrina says "I'm not with stupid".
  • Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
  • 5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton
  • Feminine V-Neck collar
  • Side seamed contoured shape
  • Standard fit
  • Machine Wash Cold



Katrina would like to tell the stupid people to shut up, but since they're stupid they won't know how.
  • 100% ring spun cotton (6.1oz) starts out smoother and stronger than regular cotton. Then it’s soft washed and garment dyed to give it incredible color and an even more comfortable feel
  • Comfort Colors® fit is unisex standard
  • Makes a great gift for men and women
  • Graphic tee designs are professionally printed; your unique design will look great
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low
  • Pigment dye will not bleed onto other clothes
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Katrina would like to tell the stupid people to shut up, but since they're stupid they won't know how.
  • Ringer T-Shirt
  • 5.5 oz. 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Standard fit
  • Double-needled neck and trim
  • Contrast Neckline and sleeve hems
  • Machine wash cold, no bleach


Katrina thinks pregnancy sucks. Until they're born.
  • Women's Maternity Tank Top
  • 100% ringspun cotton - ultra soft jersey knit fabric with extra stretch
  • Elastic side ruching makes this maternity shirt both comfortable and flattering for the mom to be!
  • Scoop Neck
  • Slightly fitted through body with added length to hug the hips
  • Printed in USA; Imported fabric
  • Tag-free label for comfort
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

A polo shirt with Katrina Hates You image on the corner.
  • Men's Polo Shirt
  • 6 oz., 100% Cotton
  • Contoured welt collar and cuffs
  • Side seamed with even finish vents
  • Three wood tone buttons on a clean finished placket




Katrina would like to tell the stupid people to shut up.
  • Performance Dry T-Shirt
  • Performance Dry technology wicks moisture to keep you cool and dry
  • Contoured construction for performance fit
  • 100% polyester
  • Machine Washable




Katrina says there's a sucker born every minute on this maternity shirt.
  • These quality short-sleeve v-neck maternity t-shirts are 100% ring spun cotton jersey knit with extra stretch for comfort
  • Length is slightly longer to hug hips & side ruching elastic makes flattering maternity curves
  • Our graphic tee designs are professionally printed. Your unique design will make everyone smile with funny, cute, vintage, or expressive artwork
  • Make this pregnancy tee the perfect gift for mom-to-be on Mother’s Day or at her baby shower
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low
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Katrina says she is not with stupid.
  • Quality short-sleeve crew-neck t-shirts, 100% pre-shrunk cotton (cotton/polyester blend for gray colors), heavy weight fabric for comfortable feel. Fit is unisex standard (size up in doubt)
  • Graphic tee designs are professionally printed, your unique design will look great. Make someone smile with funny, cute, vintage or expressive artwork
  • Treat yourself, or make this shirt the perfect gift on birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low for easy care
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Katrina doesn't want to wake up on these pajamas.
  • Our soft pajamas are 100% cotton for comfort. Bottoms fit loose with string waist & no fly (black plaid & lumberjack prints are cotton flannel, all others are cotton jersey, without pockets). Tops are pre-shrunk cotton/polyester blend crew neck shirt (size up in doubt)
  • Designs only on tee's
  • Designs are professionally printed
  • Surprise your special person with these PJs on Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day or Christmas
  • Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low
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Katrina is not with stupid.
  • Men's Fitted T-Shirt by American Apparel
  • 4.3 oz. 100% ultra-fine combed ring-spun jersey
  • Slim fit, size up for looser fit
  • Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors, Tumble Dry Low
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Hey baby! Don't bubble up on me! Says Katrina.
  • These quality 100% combed ring spun cotton jersey baby bibs are doubled layered and super soft. Features contrasting color ribbing & hook-and-loop closure
  • This burp bib provides great coverage for all your little one's spills
  • Our toddler bib designs are professionally printed. Your unique design will make everyone smile. Make this baby bib the perfect gift for a boy, girl, or mom-to-be, great for baby showers, Mother’s Day, Christmas, or first birthdays
  • Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low
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Why are you drinking coffee? Katrina wants to know because coffee sucks.
Our large ceramic coffee mug is about 33% larger than those smaller mugs.
Choose between 2 styles:
white or white with black handle & interior.
  • Microwave & dishwasher safe
  • Holds 15 oz.
  • Dimensions: 4.5" tall, 3.25" diameter
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Katrina warns her cute and innocent appearance is deceiving! She's really a little monster.
  • Style: Girl's slim fit with contemporary longer length
  • Size: Runs small. Size up 1-2 sizes for looser fit
  • Wash: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. May shrink after wash
  • Made of 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Weight: 4.5oz
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Hey baby! Don't bubble up on Katrina! Suitable for babies of any size, up to 24 months!
  • Our short-sleeved Baby Football Bodysuits are perfect for your little one. This game day style is ultra-soft and durable to keep your sports star comfy all day.
  • Made of 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Includes contrasting stripes on sleeves and reinforced 3 snap closures
  • Features a sharp and vivid printed design
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Imported


Don't bubble up on Katrina. Good for babies between 12 and 24 months.
  • Our short-sleeved Baby Tutu Bodysuits are perfect for your little dancer. This ballerina style is made of 100% ultra-soft cotton so your little one can tap and twirl in comfort.
  • Made of 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib with nylon tulle tutu
  • Includes lap shoulder envelope neckline and reinforced 3 snap closures
  • Features a sharp and vivid printed design
  • Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
  • Imported


Forget about the cook, kiss Katrina's ass, she says.
  • This 100% heavy cotton twill apron measures 31" long by 29" wide to catch all your spills & spatters
  • Two large pockets at the waist offer convenient storage & a drawstring secures at the waist
  • Our barbecue aprons are professionally printed. Your unique design will make everyone smile
  • Make this baking apron the perfect gift for Father's Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, retirement, or for no reason at all!
  • One size fits all. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low
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Write what you think because censorship SUCKS!! Says Katrina.
  • This spiral notebook measures approximately 5"x8". Features 160 pages of 60 lb book-weight acid free paper (choose blank, dot grid, ruled, or task page format, as available)
  • Each personal journal is wirebound in black wire with a professionally printed heavy front cover & flexible plastic back
  • Use this spiral bound notebook to keep notes, journal or to manage your to-do list
  • Treat yourself, or use these journals as the perfect funny or novelty gift for men, women or students for birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas, or no reason at all
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Mmmmmmmm yummah! Now you're talking! Katrina is always excited about having lunch.
  • Canvas Lunch Bag with Strap Handle
  • 100% cotton canvas sack and strap
  • 12.5" x 8"x 5.5" canvas
  • Roll to close with secure velcro
  • Phthalate, BPA and Lead-Free
  • Machine Washable
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Katrina's logo, Katrina Hates You.
  • 2.25 inch diameter
  • Metal shell
  • Mylar/UV protecting cover
  • Pinned metal back





If you value your life, then get off Katrina's tail! She is silly, and she tells other drivers to stay off her tail.
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Katrina tells other motorists to back off, or she'll kick their ass.
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Christmas is the time to kiss my ass. Katrina has the Christmas spirit.
  • This lightweight hanging ornament is made of high quality porcelain & measures 2.875" in diameter. Each ornament comes with its own red ribbon - ready to hang!
  • Our tree ornament designs are professionally printed on both sides. Your unique design will look great & make everyone smile with funny, cute, or expressive artwork
  • Make this holiday ornament the perfect gift for Christmas, baby showers, weddings, or house warming
  • Ornaments make great year-round decorations for your home & office or a unique touch to gift wrapped packages
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Katrina Cover Laptop Skins


Katrina's banner from her show. Attractively covered, show off to the world you are a fan of someone everyone loves to hate on your laptop with this cool skin. Cover for PCs (Toshiba, Acer, Dell, HP & Asus), Apple Macbook and netbooks (Acer, Asus, HP Mini & Dell Mini). 
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Hello from wherever you are in this crazy world. Great to send to friends on vacation. These high quality postcards are printed on glossy, 12 pt paper, and come in a package of eight. The cards measure a standard 6" x 4" and are ready to send updates and greetings worldwide.
  • Full Bleed dynamic color
  • Sturdy 12 pt glossy paper
  • Package of eight
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Fill in the blanks and send to friends and family.
  • Choose from three size options: Note Card (4" x 5.6"), Greeting Card (5" x 7"), or X-Large Greeting Card (7.8" x 11")
  • Includes 20 cards and 20 white envelopes
  • Available in your choice of paper finish: matte or glossy
  • High quality, chlorine and acid free paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber
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Katrina's cover image from her show. 
  • Our high quality fridge magnet is professionally printed on 2.125"x3.125" metal shell (approximate size) with a flat magnetic backing. Also protected by a clear mylar/UV cover
  • Use it on a refrigerator, locker, cubicle, tool box, or as a dishwasher magnet for some attention-grabbing style
  • These novelty magnets are the perfect for any passion, magnet collection, or make unique gifts for men, women, & students
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Katrina Hates You Round Magnets


Round magnets for anywhere you want to place them. Stick 'em up with our fun and functional magnets. Holds refrigerator notes, photos, dress up a school locker, room or work space. Adds stylish fun to any room. Collect 'em, trade 'em.
  • 2.25 inch diameter
  • Metal shell
  • Flat magnetic back
  • Mylar/UV protecting cover
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Going Nowhere Keychains


This world is going nowhere fast, Katrina says. This rectangle-shaped key chain is perfect for making you and your keys stand out.
  • Includes key ring and attached printed tag
  • THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR SALE TO, OR USE BY, CHILDREN 12 YEARS OLD AND YOUNGER.
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Katrina will tell the bozo motorists to back off!
  • Our high quality vanity plates are sturdy and printed on durable aluminum with premium inks that resist the elements, so your design will last for the long haul
  • Express yourself with the front license plate design that fits your sense of humor, political views, or promotes your cause & beliefs
  • Perfect for any passion
  • Our vanity tags measure approximately 12"x6" with slotted mounting holes at the top and bottom to fit your car, truck, trailer or RV. This product is not appropriate for use in all states or on vehicles outside the USA
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Since you're following me so close you're in a good position to kiss my ass! Katrina says. 
  • The holder measures 12" x 6" and fits most cars.
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Since you're following me so close, you're in a good position to kiss my ass! Says Katrina to oncoming motorists.
  • Our high quality bumper sticker is printed on durable 4mil vinyl with premium inks that resist the sun and elements, so your message will last for the long haul
  • Choose between Clear & White vinyl (where available)
  • Size measures: 10" x 3"
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Hours suck, minutes suck, seconds suck, Katrina thinks time sucks.
  • Measures 17" in diameter
  • Quartz movement
  • Plastic body and face
  • Runs on single "AA" battery (included)
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The family jewels will be safe in this box.
  • Made of solid hardwood with high-gloss lacquer finish
  • Interior is fully lined in velvet; bottom is covered in felt
  • Measures 5.5"x5.5"x2.25" with a 4.25"x4.25" ceramic tile
  • Please note: orientation of image seen is for ease of viewing only; design will face the customer on actual product.
  • THIS PRODUCT IS NOT INTENDED FOR SALE TO, OR USE BY, CHILDREN 12 YEARS OLD AND YOUNGER
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